Kitchen Helper T-Shirts

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts.

Boys Cooking

"Are there any security cameras in the basement?"

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Counting ribs

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"You're the lid to my pot."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Kitchen Kapers

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Lockdown casserole

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

Baker Romance

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Salt and Pepper

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Cooking'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Chef copy robot

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Ghostbasters 3

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"