Kitchen Hand T-Shirts

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Jack of all trades

Counting ribs

Lady of the Cake.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Domestic Goddess.

"You're the lid to my pot."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Kitchen Kapers

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Cake Friday!

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Lockdown casserole

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Baker Romance

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

Salt and Pepper

'Cooking'

Chef copy robot

Witch's Brew.

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."