Preparing For Baby Gifts

'Apparently this is called 'Nesting'.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"They grow up so fast."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'I told you it would be useful.'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'She's just great with the children.'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Whoa

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

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