Preparing For Childbirth Gifts

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

Please queue here for contraction service.

"...We said a natural birth, not a naturist birth!"

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

'I'm sure this is the right exit .'

Birthing Ball

"They grow up so fast."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'She's just great with the children.'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.