Preparing For Childbirth Mugs

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

Please queue here for contraction service.

"...We said a natural birth, not a naturist birth!"

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

'I'm sure this is the right exit .'

Birthing Ball

"They grow up so fast."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'I told you it would be useful.'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pool attached to child's bed.

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'She's just great with the children.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

31. 19. 55.7.

Whoa

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun