Planning For A Baby Mugs

"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."

Man launches a condom catapult at the baby carrying stork.

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Babies.

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Baby name suggestions.

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Maternity ward.

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

Baby reading 'To do list'.

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

Frog Baby Names

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

Pregnancy Test

Please take a number.

Family planning - 'I was thinking something low maintenance.'

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."

"So, the inevitable sequel."

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

'Nest Accessories.'

'We should probably think about baby proofing the place a bit.'

'We want to be ready for when he starts to read.'

Pregnancy.

"Baldo! Pick him up!"