Planning For A Baby Gifts

"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."

Man launches a condom catapult at the baby carrying stork.

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Babies.

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

Baby name suggestions.

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Maternity ward.

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

Baby reading 'To do list'.

Frog Baby Names

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

Pregnancy Test

Family planning - 'I was thinking something low maintenance.'

Please take a number.

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

'Nest Accessories.'

"So, the inevitable sequel."

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

"Ironically, this all started with a little poke on Facebook."

"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."

'We should probably think about baby proofing the place a bit.'

Pregnancy.

'We want to be ready for when he starts to read.'