Childfree Chooser Gifts

"I'd like to have kids one day."

Swinging

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"That's the deep end."

"Given the high cost of raising kids, we opted instead to be childless billionaires."

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

The road less traveled.

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."

'Boy, I'm glad I've met you: It is so hard to find a partner who, like me, doesn't want children...'

The Seedless Watermelon Family

Mineral Water: Still or Sparkling

'We've decided not to have maggots.'

'Have you ever noticed? - People who don't have kids tend to talk a lot about their money.'

"How long do we have to be together before everyone finally stops asking us when we're having kids?"

"We decided not to have kids for environmental reasons."

"I don't want kids - I hear they take nine months to download..."

"Just go home already Walter. I know you don't have kids to pick up."

"Believe it or not, some people don't want kids."

"I lied to you about wanting children. I want ferrets."

Bachelor expressing his opinion on children

"Why are people with kids always telling everyone else to have kids?"

'Look at HER- six years old and no mobile!'