Childfree Advocate Gifts

"I lied to you about wanting children. I want ferrets."

"Believe it or not, some people don't want kids."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Animal cosmetic testing

Violence against children.

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

Danger: Do not love.

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"We seem to be the only animals here."

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

"I could use some of those animal rights activists about now."

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

"I'd like to have kids one day."

'I've had it up to here with your demonization of the culture of childhood.'

Kids and the economy

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

'I'm not being edutained!'

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

'Boy, I'm glad I've met you: It is so hard to find a partner who, like me, doesn't want children...'

Begging cildren shivering in summer

"This latest report is worrying. . . it says paperwork is getting in the way of working directly with children in need."

"Families depress me."

'Kindergarten is supposed to be fun. You mustn't be doing it right.'

"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!"

An angry Elephant has finally found the person who has his former foot (a Hunter in his Den) using it for a waste-paper basket.