Childfree Advocate Prints

"I lied to you about wanting children. I want ferrets."

"Believe it or not, some people don't want kids."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Animal cosmetic testing

Violence against children.

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

"We seem to be the only animals here."

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Danger: Do not love.

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

Head Start Nursery.

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"I could use some of those animal rights activists about now."

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

"I'd like to have kids one day."

Kids and the economy

'I've had it up to here with your demonization of the culture of childhood.'

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

'I'm not being edutained!'

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

'Boy, I'm glad I've met you: It is so hard to find a partner who, like me, doesn't want children...'

"Papi, I figure summer is a waste of time... According to my calculations, if I go to school instead, I'll graduate from high school three years early!"

"The educational toys were a waste of money."

"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!"

'Kindergarten is supposed to be fun. You mustn't be doing it right.'

"Families depress me."