Child-free Advocate Prints

Bachelor expressing his opinion on children

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Animal cosmetic testing

Violence against children.

Danger: Do not love.

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"We seem to be the only animals here."

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

"I could use some of those animal rights activists about now."

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

"I'd like to have kids one day."

'I've had it up to here with your demonization of the culture of childhood.'

Kids and the economy

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

'Boy, I'm glad I've met you: It is so hard to find a partner who, like me, doesn't want children...'

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

Begging cildren shivering in summer

"We desperately need to recruit more foster parents....people with compassion, people who care. People who want to make a difference."

"Papi, I figure summer is a waste of time... According to my calculations, if I go to school instead, I'll graduate from high school three years early!"

"Families depress me."

'Kindergarten is supposed to be fun. You mustn't be doing it right.'

"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!"

I see that Baby J case rumbles on...

An angry Elephant has finally found the person who has his former foot (a Hunter in his Den) using it for a waste-paper basket.