Child-free Advocate Gifts

Bachelor expressing his opinion on children

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Violence against children.

Animal cosmetic testing

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Danger: Do not love.

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

"We seem to be the only animals here."

"I could use some of those animal rights activists about now."

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

"I'd like to have kids one day."

'I've had it up to here with your demonization of the culture of childhood.'

Kids and the economy

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

'Boy, I'm glad I've met you: It is so hard to find a partner who, like me, doesn't want children...'

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

'Kindergarten is supposed to be fun. You mustn't be doing it right.'

"This latest report is worrying. . . it says paperwork is getting in the way of working directly with children in need."

Begging cildren shivering in summer

"Papi, I figure summer is a waste of time... According to my calculations, if I go to school instead, I'll graduate from high school three years early!"

Human rights

"Families depress me."

"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!"

"We desperately need to recruit more foster parents....people with compassion, people who care. People who want to make a difference."