Baby-free Advocate Gifts

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

South Carolina's War on Women

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Spiritual Lives Matter

Overprotective Father

Beware of teething baby.

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

Breast Feeding in Public

"Where can I get one of those?"

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"Good news. I can extend your maternity leave by two days...Saturday and Sunday."

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

"No wine or song! That doesn't leave much does it?"

"I'm running for city council and I'd like to kiss that baby."

"Families depress me."

'Eureka! -- I've developed a cheap, reliable, male contraceptive!'

Abortion hoops

"I don't want kids - I hear they take nine months to download..."

"We decided not to have kids for environmental reasons."

BIRTH CONTROL CLINIC, 'It's for nuclear family non-proliferation.'

Safe Sex

"Believe it or not, some people don't want kids."

"Estelle, there's no such thing as being a little pregnant!"

"I lied to you about wanting children. I want ferrets."

"Dry January?"

Bachelor expressing his opinion on children

"...and for you, Dorothy, that I.U.D. you've been wanting."

"Why are people with kids always telling everyone else to have kids?"