Motherhood Advocate Gifts

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Mother Nature

"He's such a fussy eater."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Downloading Pregnancy

Men explained.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

I love my family!

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

Mother's Love

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'They sure have small litters.'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

Maternity Ward

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'