Motherhood Advocate Gifts

Breast Feeding in Public

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Mother Nature

"He's such a fussy eater."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

I love my family!

Men explained.

Downloading Pregnancy

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Mother's Love

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

'They sure have small litters.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

Maternity Ward

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'