Childfree Lifestyle Gifts

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

"Why are people with kids always telling everyone else to have kids?"

"We decided not to have kids for environmental reasons."

Swinging

"That's the deep end."

Whatever!

"Given the high cost of raising kids, we opted instead to be childless billionaires."

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"They grow up so slow."

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

Playpen Jailbreak.

"I'd like to have kids one day."

"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."

'Boy, I'm glad I've met you: It is so hard to find a partner who, like me, doesn't want children...'

Nudist Colony/Unbrushed Hair Colony

The Seedless Watermelon Family

'We've decided not to have maggots.'

'Have you ever noticed? - People who don't have kids tend to talk a lot about their money.'

I have the feeling that you live like there's no tomorrow, Mr. Fusco. I'm not quite that reckless, doctor. I live like there's no day after tomorrow.

"I don't want kids - I hear they take nine months to download..."

"How long do we have to be together before everyone finally stops asking us when we're having kids?"

"Just go home already Walter. I know you don't have kids to pick up."

"Believe it or not, some people don't want kids."

"I lied to you about wanting children. I want ferrets."

Bachelor expressing his opinion on children

'Why should I save for a rainy day. I don't want one.'