Childfree Champions Pillows

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

Interior design trends for parents....

'The child is very illogical'

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

Family courts.

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

Moral Ambiguity

"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."

Poker Moms

"Today a protest at the White House..."

"Shame on you - using a plastic straw!"

After working as a day care director for 18 years, Brenda made a career change into law enforcement.

When vegans pose for photos.

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

Baby on a potty holding up a No.2 sign.