Childfree Thinker Pillows

"Why are people with kids always telling everyone else to have kids?"

Ban on Free Speech

Swinging

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

The Mainstream

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Meta data retention.

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "

Conformity

"Please, don't be scared, it's only an idea."

Atheist's Rule Ok.

"Let's face it - if your god existed, I'd been struck dead long ago for mocking her."

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

'It's 'any little boy CAN grow up to be President ' -- It's not a REQUIREMENT.'

"New York is a place of free spirits."

"Of course you may say that the government disproportionately interfers in the private lives of the citizens, this is a free country! But an undersecretary of state doesn't like ties like yours. . . that's three years in jail, buddy!"

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

Question Authority. But don't be too picky about the answers.

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

"I was respectful of religion once. I found it did not suit me. So I vowed to never do it again."

Here's to Militant Apathy

Think For Yourself

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

Panel of anarchists not wishing to be elected