Childfree Thinker Pillows

"Why are people with kids always telling everyone else to have kids?"

Ban on Free Speech

Swinging

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

The Mainstream

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Meta data retention.

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "

Conformity

"Let's face it - if your god existed, I'd been struck dead long ago for mocking her."

Atheist's Rule Ok.

"I was respectful of religion once. I found it did not suit me. So I vowed to never do it again."

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

"Of course you may say that the government disproportionately interfers in the private lives of the citizens, this is a free country! But an undersecretary of state doesn't like ties like yours. . . that's three years in jail, buddy!"

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

"New York is a place of free spirits."

'It's 'any little boy CAN grow up to be President ' -- It's not a REQUIREMENT.'

Think For Yourself

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

Panel of anarchists not wishing to be elected

"Where is everybody going?"