"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."
Cage-free Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for the cage-free enthusiast in your life? Our collection features witty and heartfelt items that honor humane farming practices and a passion for ethical food choices. Perfect for chicken lovers and advocates alike, these products add a touch of humor and heart to any space.
Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground
"They've got me doing cosmetics research."
House of Beans - No Smoking.
Stop Smoking Program.
'It's your own fault - you act like an absolute fool whenever he lets you off it.'
'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'
"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."
Break room - Smoke free, carb free.
"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"
'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'
"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"
"Most men brag about their fancy cars, but...you paid off all your student loans...wow!"
'No cubicles. All our temps are free-range.'
"I lined it up with our prenup."
Congratulations for giving up smoking
UFC on steroids...
Smoking world.
"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."
Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.
"I like a little insurance that he won't take breaks during his run. I'll give him a few seconds before I release the dogs."
No ties.
"Cut down on plastics."
Saving the earth, one drink at a time.
Plastic is killing the sea
"Mommy says she's lived in a cage without bars for years."
'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'
"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"
Who Wears Fur Is A Criminal Barbarian!
Plastic pollution
'The nicotine patch wasn't working for Ted so his doctor prescribed a full body wrap.'
"You can't find the tobacco display because we replaced it with nicotine patches."
'I represent this laboratory rat. We're suing your tobacco company for $5 billion.'
'You promise me they're animatronic?'
'I have had only one cavity in the last 10 visits to the dentist.'
Cage-free Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Cage-free Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for cage-free enthusiasts—great for mornings filled with purpose and humor.
Cage-free Enthusiast Pillows
Add some ethical charm with our cage-free pillows—perfect for cozy spaces and heartfelt messages.
Cage-free Enthusiast Prints
Browse our inspirational prints that celebrate cage-free farming—beautiful decor with a purpose.
Cage-free Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for cage-free advocates—style that speaks as loud as your values.