Cage-free Enthusiast Mugs

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Stop Smoking Program.

'It's your own fault - you act like an absolute fool whenever he lets you off it.'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

"Most men brag about their fancy cars, but...you paid off all your student loans...wow!"

'No cubicles. All our temps are free-range.'

"I lined it up with our prenup."

Congratulations for giving up smoking

UFC on steroids...

Smoking world.

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.

"I like a little insurance that he won't take breaks during his run. I'll give him a few seconds before I release the dogs."

No ties.

"Cut down on plastics."

Saving the earth, one drink at a time.

Plastic is killing the sea

"Mommy says she's lived in a cage without bars for years."

'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

Who Wears Fur Is A Criminal Barbarian!

Plastic pollution

'The nicotine patch wasn't working for Ted so his doctor prescribed a full body wrap.'

"You can't find the tobacco display because we replaced it with nicotine patches."

'I represent this laboratory rat. We're suing your tobacco company for $5 billion.'

'You promise me they're animatronic?'

'I have had only one cavity in the last 10 visits to the dentist.'