Leash-free Enthusiast Mugs

"I like a little insurance that he won't take breaks during his run. I'll give him a few seconds before I release the dogs."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

Stop Smoking Program.

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'It's your own fault - you act like an absolute fool whenever he lets you off it.'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Hang Time Fido

Walking the Dog.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

"Morning!"

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

Walk the dog.

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.

'I just feel so guilty if they don't get off the leash at least once a week.'

Congratulations for giving up smoking

Smoking world.

The disadvantages of working from home

"Cut down on plastics."

No ties.

'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'