Duty-free Enthusiast Gifts

Escaping Customs"Now a nice big gloat."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

UNFADED GLORY

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

The Idea of America.

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

"Dictators of the world - you better do your maths!"

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

Editorial Control

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Hopeful Liberty

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

Internal Prisons

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

Beware of the Blog.

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Stop Smoking Program.

'It's your own fault - you act like an absolute fool whenever he lets you off it.'

"You should go freelance like me!"

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

Life, Liberty. And the Pursuit of Retribution.

WEll, Mr. Thoreau, we're interested in publishing your views on government authority and personal freedom, but perhaps you could leave out some of the references to lima beans and turnips.

'Keep on trucking man... or don't... you know, depending on which you'd rather do.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

"Let's make out!" The unbearable lightness of being 3000 miles away from his mother.

Censorship

"Remember, gentlemen, we aren't here just to draft a constitution. We're here to draft the best damned constitution in the world."