Schedule-free Enthusiast Gifts

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

Time Clock

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'I'll do half of it.'

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

"It's his creative time."

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

"We started working flexi-time and that was the last we saw of her."

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

Functional calendars

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar, but the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and the speaker hoped to use died in 1967...'

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

Am I sleeping? Is this a dream? I am the Ghost of Christmas Past! Yeah, right. It's November. Obviously. Scheduling conflict. I'm backed up with cheapskates this year. Not buying it. This is just a bad dream. Work with me here. I'm getting an early start!

"I've always worked from home."

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

'Don't bother me, Harriet. Can't you see I'm in the middle of something?'

'Haven't you ever wondered why I'll live 50 years longer than you?'

Hank went to his secret spot in the attic for a few minutes away from family.

'I posted your schedule.'

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