Commitment-free Enthusiasts Gifts

Bachelors believe in life, liberty and the happiness of pursuit.

'Say, have we ever met?'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

Lovers' Leap

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"Most men brag about their fancy cars, but...you paid off all your student loans...wow!"

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

'Get a job? -- and give up freelancing?'

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens,'

'Haven't you ever wondered why I'll live 50 years longer than you?'

'We're half serious about getting married. I am, and he isn't.'

"My mum is very smart: she made sure Dad didn't sneak weasel words into the wedding vows..."

'Stop trying to change the subject!'

'Do you, Robert, promise to love and honor Susan, and keep looking for employment?'

Invention No 123. The Anti-prune Mirror

"What do you mean, you're getting cold feet? We've been married six years."

The second time around they cut you a little more slack.

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

"Will you marry me for a few years?"

"I am the god of informality but you can call me Ron."

Gravestones read 'Loving partner' and 'Still not looking for anything serious'.

'We've been through a lot in this relationship, and I feel I've matured enough to get past my fear of commitment. So, I'd like to take it to the next level - will you have a second date with me?'

'Instead of going through a wedding, marriage and divorce, let me just give you the keys to my house.'