Cage Enthusiast Gifts

"I lined it up with our prenup."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

I love my cape

Mammoth Posing

"Gesundheit!"

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

Man falls off perch

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

Why he always make pictures of him food?

Closed Thursdays.

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

Hamster.

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

"That was a boring field trip."

"Kip paints caves."

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.

'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

'You're right - it is a an early Status Quo gig.'

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'I can never remember which is a stalagmite and which is a stalactite.'

Superheroes.

It appears to be a "list of things to do today."

UFC on steroids...

"We decided to restore our home to its original state."

"There's no increase in salary, but the position does come with a cape."