Cage Enthusiast Gifts

"I lined it up with our prenup."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

I love my cape

Mammoth Posing

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Man falls off perch

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"Gesundheit!"

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

Closed Thursdays.

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Hamster.

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

"That was a boring field trip."

"Kip paints caves."

'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'I can never remember which is a stalagmite and which is a stalactite.'

Superheroes.

UFC on steroids...

'You do a good job here and maybe the Don will promote you.'

"We decided to restore our home to its original state."

"There's no increase in salary, but the position does come with a cape."