Cage Critic Gifts

"That was a boring field trip."

Humans...What is their purpose?

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Final words on gravestones.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

Big oil.

I suppose industrial pollution is the price of progress, but I still miss that old world atmosphere.

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

Sick Exhibitionist

'He's supposed to be the world's oldest turtle!'

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

Tennessee Fascist Book Banning State Licence Plate

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

'GESUNDHEIT, EVERYBODY!', 'That's his idea of universal health care.'

"I just love your use of lying"

Think - But not too much.

'I can totally draw better than this.'

Flowers of Pollution

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

'Some way we've got to get back the good old American know-how to make cheap crap.'

"A cat wouldn't answer."

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

The Thinker and The Stinker

'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

'I don't know but I think I liked last season's TV violence better than this season's.'

"I lined it up with our prenup."