Cave Art Critic Gifts

"It's SO last epoch."

'I can totally draw better than this.'

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Den Furniture

Prehistoric Modern Art

Early cave painters

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Early Sexting

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Art Critic

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Cave Painter

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'