Cave Art Critic Mugs

"It's SO last epoch."

Too soon?

'I can totally draw better than this.'

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

E=mc2.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Den Furniture

Prehistoric Modern Art

"That guys is stealing my data!"

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

Early cave painters

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Early Sexting

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Early Art Critic

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Cave Painter

'Is that a copyright symbol?'