Cave Art Fanatic Mugs

Prehistoric Modern Art

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Early cave painters

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Early Sexting

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Art Critic

Cave Painter

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'