Cave Art Fans Mugs

'It's a knock-knock joke.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Early cave painters

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Early Sexting

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Art Critic

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Cave Painter

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"All the really good stuff is behind the paywall."