Cave Art Admirer Mugs

"Enough storyboarding. Let's shoot something."

'Confound those pesky little mammals -- we ought to find all their eggs and stomp on them!'

'There was a steak restaurant here, and this is the menu.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"My scheme revolves around making promises that we have no intention of keeping. . . for want of a better word, I've called it 'politics'."

"This was an advanced civilization. I see a little copyright symbol."

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'The GOOD old days - what were they?'

First Cartoon

'Yes she's happy, but we were hoping she'd find a hunter.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Early Art Critic

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Early cave painters

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

"Y a un truc bizarre."