Captivity Critic Gifts

'He's supposed to be the world's oldest turtle!'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Psst! Hey, kids."

Final words on gravestones.

Privacy

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Twitter Suspends Don Junior

Legalish

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Press freedom makes democracy.

Big Brother.

Freedom Book.

Facial Recognition

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

Four Types of Critics

'To much orange.'

Projection

"I don't think this is doing me any good."

1 message reviewed by NSA.

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

'What's your usual response to criticism?' - 'Extreme surprise.'

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

"But is it art?"

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

Blasphemer! Ignoramus. HOJ. Your anti-religious rants will lead to the breakdown of morality. The divine is our source of civilization and humanity. It's what separates us from lowly animals. That and our ability to turn worthless jungle into condos. You're playing dirty now, hairless one.

"That was a boring field trip."

Female writer faces the Censorship Committee...

Press Freedom