Captivity Critic Mugs

'He's supposed to be the world's oldest turtle!'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Trappist Monk Discord

"Psst! Hey, kids."

Final words on gravestones.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Privacy

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Press freedom makes democracy.

Big Brother.

Freedom Book.

Facial Recognition

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

'To much orange.'

Four Types of Critics

"I don't think this is doing me any good."

1 message reviewed by NSA.

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

'What's your usual response to criticism?' - 'Extreme surprise.'

"But is it art?"

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"I just love your use of lying"

Press Freedom

"That was a boring field trip."

Female writer faces the Censorship Committee...