Cage Critic Pillows

"That was a boring field trip."

Humans...What is their purpose?

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Final words on gravestones.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

Big oil.

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

Sick Exhibitionist

Tennessee Fascist Book Banning State Licence Plate

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

'He's supposed to be the world's oldest turtle!'

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

'GESUNDHEIT, EVERYBODY!', 'That's his idea of universal health care.'

"I just love your use of lying"

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

'I can totally draw better than this.'

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

"A cat wouldn't answer."

'Some way we've got to get back the good old American know-how to make cheap crap.'

Flowers of Pollution

Think - But not too much.

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

'If you can overlook the newspaper on the floor, this isn't bad for a starter home.'

"I lined it up with our prenup."

UFC on steroids...

'I don't know but I think I liked last season's TV violence better than this season's.'