Cable Critic Pillows

'Cable rates are only $29.95 a month, but installation will be eight hundred thousand dollars.'

'I don't know but I think I liked last season's TV violence better than this season's.'

Trial by Media

Squeezing the Free Press.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Reading my Critics

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'There's nothing on.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Which news channel should we watch?"