Cage Fight Aficionado Gifts

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Martial Arts

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'This is a crash course.'

Matador Taxidermy

'You just got an ole in one!'

Fight Club.

"Ok! Not the best technique but good power!"

Boxing Bull Fight

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'No hitting below the belt.'

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

The Karate Master

'You're either very brave or very stupid.' 'Pah! Shows what you know. I'm very brave AND very stupid!'

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

"So would Chuck Norris be impressed with my kick or mad about the bag?!"

'A quick trim, I just heard the fight's going to be televised.'

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

'Abe knew that 'Black Jake' was deliberately trying to draw him into a gunfight, and there was nothing he could do about it'

'I have this overwhelming urge to clobber somebody.'