Cage Fighting Gifts

Nun reads a 'Cage fighting fan mag.'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'Remember me?'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Cat park"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

A street fight.

Man falls off perch

Martial Arts

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

The reluctant parrot

Ninja.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Wrestling Champion.

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

The Knockout.

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Look out for his low punches.'

Cat boxer

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Such petulance!'

Ask me about my uppercut.

'Barely an love and already arguing.'