Cage Fighting T-Shirts

Nun reads a 'Cage fighting fan mag.'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'Remember me?'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Cat park"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

A street fight.

Man falls off perch

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Martial Arts

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

The reluctant parrot

Ninja.

Wrestling Champion.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

The Knockout.

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

Cat boxer

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'Such petulance!'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'