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"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Martial Arts

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'This is a crash course.'

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

Fight Club.

"Ok! Not the best technique but good power!"

The Karate Master

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

'A quick trim, I just heard the fight's going to be televised.'

'You just got an ole in one!'

'No hitting below the belt.'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

Boxing Bull Fight

'You're either very brave or very stupid.' 'Pah! Shows what you know. I'm very brave AND very stupid!'

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

'I have this overwhelming urge to clobber somebody.'

'Abe knew that 'Black Jake' was deliberately trying to draw him into a gunfight, and there was nothing he could do about it'

UFC on steroids...