Cage Dweller Appreciation Gifts

'Whoever said 'Free As A Bird' didn't know a thing.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

Mammoth Posing

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Early House Hunting.

Man falls off perch

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

The first art critic

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"The boss complimented Bob today... but now he's afraid if he talks to him again he'll say something stupid and ruin it!"

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.

"That was a boring field trip."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.

'This 'chicken' stuff isn't bad -- it tastes like dinosaur!'

"Do you like this settee - oh, stop. How often do I ask you to go furniture shopping?"

'If civilization means I've got to see a divorce lawyer instead of eating my husband, I don't like it.'

"Can you hear me now?"

A Cave Painting

"Congratulations. You have the skills we're looking for, and you'll just fit a cubicle."

"Not bad idea! But no quit day job."

pro and Con.

'To be honest, I'm in favour of rock control!'

UFC on steroids...