Cage Dweller Appreciation Gifts

'Whoever said 'Free As A Bird' didn't know a thing.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

Mammoth Posing

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Man falls off perch

Early House Hunting.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

The first art critic

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"The boss complimented Bob today... but now he's afraid if he talks to him again he'll say something stupid and ruin it!"

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"That was a boring field trip."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.

"Can you hear me now?"

'This 'chicken' stuff isn't bad -- it tastes like dinosaur!'

A Cave Painting

'If civilization means I've got to see a divorce lawyer instead of eating my husband, I don't like it.'

"Congratulations. You have the skills we're looking for, and you'll just fit a cubicle."

"Not bad idea! But no quit day job."

pro and Con.

'You can watch football all winter - I'm going out to the cave and get a little sleep!'

'To be honest, I'm in favour of rock control!'

UFC on steroids...