Compliment Dweller Gifts

"The boss complimented Bob today... but now he's afraid if he talks to him again he'll say something stupid and ruin it!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Self-esteem room

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Complementary Beverages

Wifi whore

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Internet Commenter Magazine.

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"Not to blow my own horn, but the ad for my book in the 'Times' called it 'extraordinary'."

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'You dance like my mother.'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'