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"The boss complimented Bob today... but now he's afraid if he talks to him again he'll say something stupid and ruin it!"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

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"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

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'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

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"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'You dance like my mother.'

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

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"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

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'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'