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"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Opening the Barrel

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'Honey, I'm home.'

New York Scatological Society

Student Food Pyramid

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

Wine: New & Old!!!

A bricklayer building a tree