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"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Bob never got tired of fishing for compliments.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

'You're unquestionably the most handsome, intelligent, virile, chick-magnet to ever grace these parts.'

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'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

'It was very good.'

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"Not to blow my own horn, but the ad for my book in the 'Times' called it 'extraordinary'."

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"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"So no one actually sends you compliments. Isn't this enough?"

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"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

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"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

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'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

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'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

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"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'You dance like my mother.'