Cage Match Enthusiasts Gifts

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

Lovers

Man falls off perch

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

The reluctant parrot

"That was a boring field trip."

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

"I lined it up with our prenup."

UFC on steroids...

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

'I read my newspaper online.'

'Imprisoned for life? Are you sure?'

''Free as a bird': Yeah right!'

Man imprisioned by suit like bird imprisoned by canary

Footballers chasing a ball.

'Whoever said 'Free As A Bird' didn't know a thing.'

'Want to really freak her out? Start coughing!'

'We wanna open a budgie account...'

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

'It's hard for him to do much work around the house. He only has half-times available.'

Regulation Rope

'The parrot died so I got a cage-fighter.'

Father Parrot: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"Bad case of Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'Well, that's Match of the Day over, now you can tell me the score.'

Every Morning Precisely At Seven, Mrs. Henderson Took Petey On His Exercise Fly.

'Minnie Have you been on Daddy's couch again Have you'

This is a good investment: Three million years old, and still in perfect condition!

Nun reads a 'Cage fighting fan mag.'