Cubicle-free Enthusiast Gifts

'No cubicles. All our temps are free-range.'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"Best project manager we ever had."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

'Your job description is fairly simple: Stay in your cubicle and try not to make things worse.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"The first of many cubicles..."

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

'Frankly, we're looking for someone very much unlike you.'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

'Apparently the new boss is a real Queen Bitch from Hell.'

'How can a man jump out of a window if the damned window can't be opened.'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"Exscuse me, but I think I'm in the wrong shaped hole."

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

'It all began when they exchanged pleasantries.'

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

"I can't promote you to that position ... you'd be perfect for the job."

'Working from home again, Jerry?'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

I'm sorry, but I have to let you go, Harpic- the office is going open-plan.

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

"Lunch!"

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

'Not only do we have a great retirement program, our employees age more quickly.'

Demon in the elevator. Man says: 'Sorry, are you going up or down?'

'I've had my eye on you for some time, Parker...Just what is it you're supposed to do around here?'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.