Cubicle-free Enthusiast T-Shirts

'No cubicles. All our temps are free-range.'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"Best project manager we ever had."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

'Your job description is fairly simple: Stay in your cubicle and try not to make things worse.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"The first of many cubicles..."

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

'Worst case of buzzword overdose I've ever seen!'

'Frankly, we're looking for someone very much unlike you.'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

I accidentally deleted your report, Bob. Figures. Coffee maker's broken, Bob. Figures. Forget those changes I asked you to make, Bob. Figures. Bob, your flight is at 5 a.m. Figures. I need you to stay late, Bob. Figures. No, Bob, your plan doesn't cover dental. Figures. It wasn't exactly the six0figures job that Bob had hoped for.

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

'How can a man jump out of a window if the damned window can't be opened.'

'Apparently the new boss is a real Queen Bitch from Hell.'

"Exscuse me, but I think I'm in the wrong shaped hole."

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'It all began when they exchanged pleasantries.'

'Working from home again, Jerry?'

I'm sorry, but I have to let you go, Harpic- the office is going open-plan.

"Lunch!"

"I can't promote you to that position ... you'd be perfect for the job."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

'Not only do we have a great retirement program, our employees age more quickly.'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

'I've had my eye on you for some time, Parker...Just what is it you're supposed to do around here?'