Germ-free Champions Gifts

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

The Environmentalist

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

COVID 19

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Climate change

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

Billy's clean room.

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Now wash your hands.

A woman's work is never done.

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'