Germ-free Champions Prints

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

The Environmentalist

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

COVID 19

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Climate change

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Billy's clean room.

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

Now wash your hands.

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

A woman's work is never done.

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.