Cruelty-free Champion Prints

Medusa trying to buy hair care products.

"Today a protest at the White House..."

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

Animal cosmetic testing

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

"We seem to be the only animals here."

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

"Oh, Hailey! You're so beautiful in the glimmer of the bonfire! If I didn't know it would make you pregnant, I'd give you a great big kiss!"

"I could use some of those animal rights activists about now."

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

'It's an interesting idea, but increased literacy could lead to a free press.'

Seal Hunt: This year, I'll strike first!

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

'Do you think I overdid the eco stuff?'

'Boy, I'm glad I've met you: It is so hard to find a partner who, like me, doesn't want children...'

"I've decided to stay unobtrusive. No more offensive characterisation, no more sexism, racism, anti-capitalist rhetoric..."

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

No Smoking/second hand smoke kills.

An angry Elephant has finally found the person who has his former foot (a Hunter in his Den) using it for a waste-paper basket.

Who Wears Fur Is A Criminal Barbarian!