Cruelty-free Champion Prints

Medusa trying to buy hair care products.

"Today a protest at the White House..."

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

"Baldo, I'm proud of you. You stood up for what you believed in...but you didn't resort to violence."

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

Animal cosmetic testing

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

"We seem to be the only animals here."

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"Shame on you - using a plastic straw!"

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

"Oh, Hailey! You're so beautiful in the glimmer of the bonfire! If I didn't know it would make you pregnant, I'd give you a great big kiss!"

"I could use some of those animal rights activists about now."

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

When vegans pose for photos.

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.

Seal Hunt: This year, I'll strike first!

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

'It's an interesting idea, but increased literacy could lead to a free press.'

"Do you mind?"

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

'Boy, I'm glad I've met you: It is so hard to find a partner who, like me, doesn't want children...'

'Do you think I overdid the eco stuff?'

"I've decided to stay unobtrusive. No more offensive characterisation, no more sexism, racism, anti-capitalist rhetoric..."

No Smoking/second hand smoke kills.

Who Wears Fur Is A Criminal Barbarian!