Low Cholesterol Champion Gifts

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Good Cholesterol.

Sawdust.

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

Good egg, bad egg.

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'They worry about their cholesterol, but they don't give a damn about ours!'

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

"I love kids but my doctor says they're bad for my cholesterol."

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

'I'm going to put you on a low carb diet,'

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

'I'm concerned about your cholesterol level.'

"According to your lab results, eating ANYTHING is a guilty pleasure."

'We've got your cholesterol, Dominic!'

Good egg, bad egg.

'There's good cholesterol, and there's bad cholesterol, and then there's you, Mr, Ferguson,'

'My gosh! My blood pressure is off the chart, my blood sugar is a mess, and my cholesterol is twice what it shoudl be! How could it get any worse?' 'Then you haven't told him about his prostate...'

'Eat your purples!'

'Ooo, I just felt the good cholesterol kick the bad cholesterol.'

'You have to get your cholesterol down - Stop sucking eggs.'